i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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