Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
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Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
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I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
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