You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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