I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
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He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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