Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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