can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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