How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Redeem this text for a blowjob
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
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How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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