we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
now i know why i became what i already was.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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