doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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