Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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