so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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