Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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