Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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