Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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