Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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