Your tits are I can't wait for
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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