it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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