he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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