Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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