North Korea, Best Korea!
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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