You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
They took my balls.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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