thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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