i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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