So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
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I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
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Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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