Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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