Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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