Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
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Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
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Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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