Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
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the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
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You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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