would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
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i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
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I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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