Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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