He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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