I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
My day in three words: secret purse cake
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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