Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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