Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
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I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
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the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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