Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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