and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
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Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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