Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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