You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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