I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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