We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
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Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
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Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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