dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
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the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
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I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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