so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
birth control should be required to get into college
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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