He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
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my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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