I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
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I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
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He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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