I just saw a hot homeless man
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
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I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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