doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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