Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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