I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
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My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
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She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
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