we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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