good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
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answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
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(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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