Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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