The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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