shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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