He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
