is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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